candice envy

warning!! the content below includes images that may offend some conservative reader. it is not safe for work (NSFW) period. unless your boss is cool about pictures of scantily clad hot babes. for the conservative readers, i suggest you just don't bother scrolling down and get the hell away from my blog. your opinion is not valued here. thank you very much.


hurm. right now i feel really fat. i AM fat so go figure. hahahaha. anyways, browsing as usual and came across some pics of candice swanepoel. i always thought she's pretty but her face is a lil bit funny looking to me. then i came across some polaroid of hers before she became famous and instantly i feel nauseous. cause she's so pretty naturally! i realised it now that she is really pretty. and of course, she has a nice body. super small waist and wide hips. i like that in a woman. small waist and wider hips. preferably with some nice boobs. but of course candice have some flaw! haha! she have no boobs to speak off. very small. but i still envy her body nevertheless. she make me wanna do sit ups right now. grrrr...

btw, if you're really confused on who's this candice swanepoel girl, my simplest answer will be she's a model. precisely, a VICTORIA SECRET ANGEL. which makes her very famous and HOT!

candice evolution.

when she first started out, she's this cute brunette. and i think she's most lovely here.

 and she went from this to dark blonde.

and finally to an overtly bleached blonde which i dislike cause she looks trampy and kinda skanky with it

however, she will occasionally have her dyed a more medium shade of blonde. honey-er or ashier which i think look good. better than the very bleached blonde which is yucky esp cause her root stands out. so dark compared to the really light blonde.

and of course, a slew of pic to illustrate my point that she have a great waist to hips ratio which to me equal to a totally enviable body.

last but not least.... close your eyes if you're a prude! ok not really. if you wanna see the uncensored version than just google it. thank you very much.

oh, i really want candice's waist and stomach. hehehehe.. call me candice if you wanna exchange body. i'll do it with pleasure

puking pumpkin

warning!! : nasty and graphic shits(or specifically vomit) coming right up at ya : )

okay, ever since i had this health problem which i rather not discuss in detail cause its lame and nobody gives a shit bout it anyway, i had been having all sorts of stomach ache and nausea. and ugh.. vomiting. as of 12.49 am right now, i am unable to go to sleep due to the fact that i just vomited some coleslaw, a few slices of bread, 3 nuggets, a lot of water and ketchup and prolly some watermelon along the way. and who would have known they would leave my mouth with a nasty aftertaste?? nauseous much? didn't i mention i was gonna be all graphic about this? hahaha..

i'm tired as hell and yet i can't really rest cause my stomach is convulsed in pain. like its making a permanent wincing face. like this :

 

funny pic lol. and to distract myself from this 'pain' i'm blogging about it. is that a good distraction? to talk bout the very thing that i want to distract myself from? oh, whatever. and guess what? despite vomiting in the middle of the night when things are as quiet as hell, nobody noticed/heard me projectile vomit all over the bathroom floor.. excellent! now i know if i ever become a bulimic, nobody would suspect anything. hehehehe..

 

 

actually, looking at pictures of people vomiting makes me kinda more nauseous than ever. grrrr... like i can feel my bile rising up. see if it works for you. here are some pitchas!

 

this is what i did just now ^^

i wonder if my cat does this kinda of shit behind my back?? ^^

you know who you are! ^^

sooooo cute! puking pumpkin :D

i never knew this kind of pics even existed. well, with every new problem i face in my life, i find something new on the internet. convenient huh?? well, i think i'm gonna go try and get some god damn sleep. its like 1.15 am already. do we have school tomorrow?? cause i really don't know. grrr.. hope NOT.

veronica without her archie

just as i was browsing through the net as usual, i found some pics of the veronicas. a pair of twin girl group of sort. their music is not too bad. but what i really love is their look and style. they look like gothic twins cause of their really pale skin and most often than not dark hair. that could be one of their appeal to me. but whatever. i just feel like posting some of their pics for the fun of it and as a style inspiration. maybe i AM really bored. i suppose i am. hahaha..

 

can i steal her dress please?? ^^

 

the blue jacket looks so so amazing ^^

 

i want those damned black shoes! both of them. and i don't mind the feathered LBD either. ^^

oh my, one of the sis looks like a mini goth version of amy winehouse. lol. but she's obviously hotter. i love the one on the left though. she's my fave. and her style is similar to mine too. her name is lisa. the other one is jessica. ^^

totally loving this pic! ^^

these were the days when they were not a bunch of toothpicks yet. ^^

i love the striped tights! if anyone knows where i can get it in ipoh, contact me! ^^

love both dresses. even the yellow one looks nice(that's rare from me, i hate anything yellow except bananas and cute oriental boys). although she can't seem to fill it out properly. i guess there are some perks to being curvy compared to being really flat. ^^

what jessica is wearing is so so cute. the clash of leopard print, stripes and polka dots seems to work here. i think the key is to keep the colours close to each other. hey, maybe i should try it sometimes? ^^

if only i can find a pic of these dresses from the front. its so sexy and gothic at the same time. totally my kind of thing! haha ^^

its official. i'm dressing up in dark colours only  from now on. not that i haven't already. its just that from now on, i'll wear MORE dark colours. hahahaha.. ^^

i want jessica's lace dress! ^^

 i'm digging their style. enough said. ^^

spasm-or-live

some of you might notice or know that i went home early today (or not at all). well, i was sick with abdominal cramps. i know why of course. obviously its because of UTI. i'm too lazy to explain what it is but i get it occasionally from time to time.. last week i didn't come on Thursday due to my rather chronic chest ache. and this week, i'm not coming to school on Thursday again cause the doctor gave me an MC. i swear nobody wants to get ab cramps. or any sort of cramp. is like your muscle spasm and get stuck there. it just won't relax so you can't really sit or can't really stand. after taking tons of medication to relax my muscles, antibiotics, etc, i'm feeling better now. although you still won't see me at school tomorrow simply cause homegirl here needs to rest big time. the bulk of meds i took made me really tired and sleepy.. and i have all sorts of funny sensations with my body. hahahaha...

 love this ^^

oh, my cat, mumu came home this morning. i suppose he regretted running from the house for a lil over 2 days cause he came home dying for food and affection. ungrateful child! he's lucky i'm a loving owner/mom. lol.

fashion makes me go green with envy

since living in ipoh all these years, i had always despised the close minded-ness of most of its inhabitants. period. and it won't change. if you say, dress in a certain way or act in a certain way, you're deemed too much of a freak or will be stared at wherever you go. not cool people. not cool at all.

i if anything, love love love fashion even as a kid. i love reading/looking at fashion mags, esp Vogue, Numero, V, W, and drool at the beautiful ads and clothes. not that i could afford it or thin enough to look good in it. but you know, i love the spirit of dressing up and looking all stylish like you just came out of a runway. but not in ipoh, pishhh.. nobody is gonna appreciate that much. like i said, you'll just look like a freaky side show. but i love dressing up anyways so who gives 2 fucks if you don't like what i'm wearing. its a matter of personal style. i love dressing up in a feminine, sexy yet slightly quirky and edgy kinda way..

something like what blair waldorf aka leighton meester might wear. damn, i'll gladly steal everything in her closet.

or jenny humphrey aka taylor momsen.

 

i even like how serena van der woodsen aka blake lively dress. just not the actual blake(who equals to bluek)

grrr...love them clothes... i also love this really effortless yet chic and stylish style of jane birkin and kate moss. i swear its like they roll out of bed with beautifully mused bed head and just put some stuff together and came out looking like this!

 

definitely my style icons. and i so must introduce to you (if you don't know yet) my fave model ever. abbey lee kershaw! she's gorgeous in an usual kinda way. and i love how she dress. quirky and mixed up. but i like it.

 

amazing-ness!!! : D i know what you're thinking. i should like totally study right now no?? really, i wish i could be all sorrowful and annoying about how much shit i have to study still but right now, i just need to chill A LOT. and my idea of chilling is doing stuff i rather enjoy like blogging about what i feel and think. so yeah, take a chill pill people and relax. hehehehe...